Momy : trying on baby bump looks
Papa : Parang di mo pa nasusuot mga yan, kabibili mo?
Momy : Hindi. na-sale ko dati. Mukha akong buntis pag sinusuot kaya at least once lang ata nagamit.
Papa : Ayos! puwede na ngayon.
Mga iba ibang paraan ng mga nakiki-usyoso kung buntis nga ba ako:
"How old is your daughter? Are you planning to have another one? (I just point to my bump) Oh no wonder you seem to have put on weight!"
"You look bloated! Having any morning sickness lately?"
"Pregnant allready ha?"
"You've put on weight already. Your breasts are also big!" - favorite kong si Esther, 1,000 times over pranka yan sa akin
"Parang buntis ka!" (Oo nga no?)
"Malaki na si Audrey, wala pa bang kasunod? Oh meron na?"
Pag sa pag-uusisa, marami...pero pag sa bus na at tatapat ako sa reserved seat for pregnant, eto ang thought cloud ng mga nakaupo...basang basa ko!
"She looks big! She must eat buffet every weekend"
"Is she or is she not?"
"I don't care. I got this seat first. Better pretend to sleep"
"Ayoh! Pregnant lady...life in Singapore so tough, still want to have baby!"
Wait lang kayo mga pips, lalaki din si baby, wala na kayo excuse.
Buti sa HICAP dati may ID.
Gagawa nga sana ako dito eh, e2 oh, pinagdrawing ako ni Audrey.
Thanks anak. Ang ganda ganda ko sa drawing mo! (di pa malaki ang nose)
hahaha..natawa ako dun tungkol sa thought cloud.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a healthy pregnancy while i hope i get pregnant soon. hehehehe =)
Hi Jamie, prayers (and Glenn) can get you pregnant.
ReplyDeleteMind you, I have been irregular for later half of 2009 dahil sa stress sa work, but when we decided to have a baby, asked the Lord to give us, nag one day date kami, malamang nung gabing yun na binigay ni Lord.
He is wonderful, but we have to wait for his Time.