The Wit of a 5 Year Old

Some lines that my girl has said...amazes me and makes me laugh!


Can I borrow your "daster" when I also get pregnant?

When you are not yet dead (by the time I can reach the stove), can you teach me how to cook?

When I grow up, will you look after my kids so that I can go to work?

I can't understand how your mom became my Lola, then my Daddy's mom is also my Lola!

Will I get married someday? I want to marry a Filipino.  Can I marry Kuya Wacky (her first cousin)?

Mommy, you have such big butt and legs...eeew!